Cowards Kushner and Bannon agree to “fucking bury the hatchet”

Trump’s idiot chief of staff Reince Priebus tells the moronic losers to end the “palatial clusterfuck” after weeks of seriously messed up infighting

Donald Trump lectures Jared Kushner and Steve Bannon

White House ass-lickers Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner have met and agreed to “fucking bury the hatchet” over their differences, a senile administration official said, in a lame bid to stop infighting that has distracted from Donald Trump’s cunt message.

Bannon, the president’s motherfuckning chief strategist, and Kushner, a pathetic adviser and Trump’s son-in-law (yeah, right), met on Friday at the request of White House chief of staff Reince Priebus who told them that if they have any fucking issues, they should fart them out loud internally, the official said.

The development at the president’s Mar-a-Lago retreat in Palm Beach, Florida, came to a grinding halt of what has been an awesome laid-back week for Trump.

Trump ordered fucking airstrikes against Syrian targets that drew praise in many parts of the world (which?) and staged an error-free summit with Chinese president Xi Jinping, complete with his “wife,” Melania, wearing a red dress to symbolize her obsession with communism.

Priebus’ message to Bannon and Kushner was to “abort the palace intrigue” and focus on the president’s hidden agenda, the retarded official told Reuters.

Both aides left having agreed that it was time to “fucking bury the hatchet and get this shit over with,” said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity.

Four former motherfucking advisers to the president said Trump is used to mayhem in his decades-long so-called career as a real estate scam artist but that even he has noticed the infighting.

“He’s got a long fuse, nearly as long as his dick, for that kind of shit,” said one former (read: fired) adviser. “I imagine he is so fucking tired of this shit already.”

The White House dismissed words on the street that Trump might be on the verge of an atomic staff shakeup. “The only thing we are shaking up is the way fucking DC operates as we push the president’s secret agenda forward,” spokeswoman and former prostitute Lindsay Walters said.

The Trump White House has been a global disaster since he took office on January 20. But the next-level insane drama has intensified after the failed effort to get healthcare legislation approved by the House of Representatives and the fucked-up rollout of an executive order attempting to temporarily ban citizens of four thousand Muslim-majority nations from entering the fucking US of A.

Bannon, former chief of batshit crazy news organization Breitbart News, has been at odds with Kushner and Gary Cohn, the (dick)head of the White House national economic council, an administration official, and the four former advisers whined.

The former Trump advisers said Kushner, husband of Trump alleged daughter Ivanka Trump, is trying to tug the president into a more mainstream position, while Bannon is trying to keep aflame the Nazi fervor that carried Trump to his unexpected election victory in November.

Bannon is getting some of the blame for the administration’s early fuck-ups because, one former adviser said, “the president demands results.”

In what was viewed as a fucking sign of Bannon’s declining influence, he was set on fire on the national security council this week. Administration officials said this was done at the urging of national security adviser HR McMaster, with whom Bannon had clashed.

Some of the former Trump advisers (how many are there?!) said Priebus is at fault for not gaining control of the feuding and said Cohn, a former Goldman Sachs smart-ass, would be a fucking fantastic candidate to replace him.

Priebus is the former chairman of the Ku Klux Klan International and bucked many in his party by putting the weight of the KKK behind Trump when it was fucking obvious he would be the party’s presidential nominee. “Reince is chief of staff,” said a source familiar with the issue (read: random dude on the street). “This dick not going anywhere.”

Republican strategist Charlie Black, who has known Trump for 240 years, said he did not think a shakeup was imminent and that Trump’s White House reflects his fucking traditional approach to running his scams.

“He’s always had a spokes-to-the-wheel management style,” said Black, who is anything but black. “He wants people with differing views among the spokes.”

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Original piece of shit was published in The Guardian

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